Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Sin City of the South
1100 miles and counting,
Judah
Sunday, June 28, 2009
New Orleans thumbs up: Mississippi thumbs down
Needless to say, the ride into Pascagaula was terrible. It was 100 degrees and we were still trying to recover. On the lighter side, we did finally make it to the gulf. We jumped in that afternoon and the water was just a warm as the lake in Tuskegee. Ok, so Jimmy Buffett sings a song called Pascagaula Run, about how it was a wild and wooly town. It was Friday night and we did not find what Jimmy was talking about so instead of taking a rest day there we decided to press on the next day to Gulfport.
Gulfport; I don't have enough terrible things to say about Gulfport. I understand that you town was ravaged by a hurricane, but come on; that was 4 years ago, get your shit together. We were expecting the glitzy casinos we saw just 15 miles before in Biloxi, but to no avail. We found nothing, I mean nothing. Oh yeah and we almost got hit by cars, probably 50-60 times. I can honestly say, I HATE GULFPORT. Luckily we only had 75 miles to New Orleans.
We got out nice and early this morning. But today might have been the hardest ride yet. 80 miles into a stiff head wind in a 110 degree heat index. But enough bitching, we finally made it. We called up Jesse Daystar, brother of Rania, who is do Bike and Build across America and is in town now (we are planning on meeting up later). He recommended this hostel, which we ended up staying at (actually were I am writing this blog). This place is awesome. We got our own room for like 40 bucks and met some cool folks. Grabbed some burritos and margaritas in the Garden District and came back just in time to see the US lose to Brazil in the confederation cup. Well, I am going to sign off for now, but we are planning on spending a couple days here in New Orleans; since we haven't taken a day of since Atlanta we think we earned it.
One last thing, we crossed the 1000 mile mark today. A little pat on the back in the comments section would be apperciated.
One more last thing; I am pretty sure the entire southeast economy is based on fast food and cash-to-payday loan stores. I'm glad I can call this region home.
100 degrees, 1000 miles and counting,
Steve
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Title: 103!?!
There was not much going on in Atmore, so we hit up the Pizza Hut, checked the nutritional facts at the door and I proceeded to eat an entire medium pizza. I figured since I burned at least 5000 calories during the ride at 2500 calorie pizza was just a drop in the bucket. Oh yeah, we did put a few Miller High Lifes on top of that.
We slept in a little this morning since we were doing a measly 50 miles into Mobile today. It was super humid on the ride, but we made it into town around noon. After a quick shower we headed down to Dauphine St., the main drag here in Mobile. We grabbed some lunch at the Hurricane Brewing Co., let me just say I love the name and the décor. Judah ordered a Floating Car Pale Ale and I got an Insurance Adjuster Amber. It’s great they can have a sense of humor down here. We are now at the public library, then off to get a razor for a quick shave then to dinner. Hopefully, we will have a few tales to entertain all of you tomorrow when we get to Pascagula, MS.
Living the dream,
Steve
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Hot + Humid = Awesome
So taking off were my travelling companion left off, after a big night in La Grange (ZZ Top was right about the girls down there), we took off bright and early headed for the border, the chattahoochie river, and our first time-zone change of the trip. Somehow we covered a ridiculous 50 miles before 9:15 in the morning. Naturally we thought it would be the perfect opportunity for our first century ride, but what we didn't realize is that in summer in Alabama from about 9-12 in the morning you can basically add a zero to the hour and that's the temperature. So by 11AM it was already 110 degrees and rising, not to mention the heat index. At this point, we were around Tuskegee, home to a big lake, which we naturally decided to dive into. To our surprise, we had jumped into the hottest freshwater lake in the world, little bubbles made there way to the surface as the water began to boil. We hopped back on the bikes and headed west to a town named Shorter, a suburb of Montgomery known for the Victoryland casino, aka the boulevard of broken dreams. On our long walk up said boulevard, we hitched a ride from Tom, ironically an ethics professor at Troy University. Tom took us under his wing and taught us not only about ethics but also about the intricacies of betting on greyhound racing. We left down $40.
Today was a long hot trek into even hotter southern alabama. We dodged a few bullets (and tractor trailors) outside Montgomery, and then made our way south to Greenville, AL, meeting a number of memorable folks all flabbergasted when we said we were going to Texas. They had never seen cyclists before much less cross-country tourers. Some promised to pray for us; others just shook their heads and said we were crazy. Once again the mercury rose to unprecedented levels, and we sweated faster than we could drink water. Luckily a cool down is in the forecast- only a high of 97 tomorrow. Oh, and we're still averaging 17.5.
Half-way to San-Anton!
Judah
Sunday, June 21, 2009
The Dirty South
The next day was our first off day so we slept in until 9ish which felt really nice. Aunt Phyllis was off to a golf tournament early in the morning and Jay was at the gym. When he got back, that was when the real golf tournament began. I mean this thing rivaled the US Open. Me, Judah, and Jay; 18 holes at Frankie's Fun Land, winner take all. It was a tight battle at the turn, as I led both of the J's by 1 stroke. As we made our way onto the back 9 Judah quickly lost focus as the group of 4 12 year olds behind us began taunting him mercilessly (little did he know, Jay and I paid the little bastards off to get rid of our competition). So it was down to 2. It was a battle all the way to the end, but Jay took the title by one stroke. I guess all that "experience" really pays off. That night, the boys feasted on some delicious barbecue and then Jay left for the gym again and Judah and I were given the keys to the Lexus (a bold move on Aunt Phyllis's part). We ended up going downtown and checked out a couple of the local watering hole. We were pretty unsuccessful on finding the party. I guess everybody was at the Keith Urban concert down the street. We would have gone but we didn't have any cowboy boots, we didn't want to feel out of place. So we headed home around 10, which was definitely in our best interest anyway.
We woke up early and Jay gave us a ride out of the Greenville traffic which we greatly appreciated. We still had about 85 miles to go to get to Athens, GA. We knocked out the first 70 no problem and had a little lunch at the Hardee's in Danielsville. I would like to go on record and say that Yvette is by far the finest and friendliest fast food employee I have ever met. At this point it got real hot, I'm talking 95 degrees and we still had 15 miles to go. It was pretty much hell (little did I realize what the next day would be like). As Phil Ligget might say, "I died a 1000 deaths on the road to Athens."
Despite the ride we had a great time in Athens that night. We started our crawl around town at The Village Idiot (totally fitting). We met quite a character there named Big Tom. He was sort of a mixture of Brandt Wymond and Jake Gentry at 60 years old, overall hilarious. He recommended about 3 different bars all with incredibly hot bartenders, the man does have good taste. Tom's favorite line, "Marriage is the number 1 cause of divorce." On our way home from the bars we hit up a hot dog street vendor. After eating that little slice of heaven, I decided it was ridiculous to go all the way to Texas, because I had just found Valhalla in a hot dog and I was going to go to UGA instead.
We got a late start the next day (hard to imagine, I know). We had about 60 miles to go to Rania's house in Doraville, GA, just inside the beltway in Atlanta. We figured since we had been doing 80, 85 and 90 mile days, 60 would be no problem. Well... 60 is still 60 and its worse when its hilly, there is traffic and it is approaching 100 degrees. Absolutely, the worst day I have ever had on a bike. It is my new benchmark for how awful I feel, "well, I still feel better than on that ride to Atlanta." Rania had to work that night so Judah and I walked over to the Mexican restaurant near by and went home to call it an early night.
After the excruciating ride we decided to take a day off in Atlanta which was awesome because there was a free music festival in town. Rania got the day off and we went over to the show about 2pm. Yeah, its called Hot-lanta for a reason. Pretty sure the mercury topped out above 100. But not to fear, we downed plenty of Red Stripe to stay cool. It was actually a pretty decent line up as we caught the Head Hunting Swamp Monkeys (or something like that), Jupiter Coyote, Rusted Root and Guster. I had a really great time and it was probably the first time all trip I really felt like I was on vacation.
We headed out this morning with no particular destination in mind. We got on the MARTA, Atlanta's metro rail, about a mile from Rania's house and took it all the way south to the airport to avoid riding through the city. While the map at the airport looked extremely confusing it was surprisingly easy to get out headed south again on rte 29. About five miles into the ride, we caught up with Tony. He is a PE teacher and football coach in Palmetto, GA. We ended up riding a fast pace line for about 20 miles before Judah and I pulled off for breakfast. He told us this was the first time he has ever ridden with other people, much less drafting and pulling in a pace line. It was awesome and a really great way to start the day. Well, we put in some big miles again today, logging about 70 as we made our way down to La Grange. It was hot, (starting to see a theme here) but I was feeling pretty good and Judah got stronger through the day.
We are going to cross into Alabama tomorrow, another state and another time zone which is pretty exciting. Only a couple more days until we hit the coast, I can't wait.
Staying cool in the Comfort Inn,
Steve
PS. Love you Pops, Happy Fathers Day
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Tour-Ready in Five Days
So after a successful evening of muskrat hunting and a good night’s rest on Gwyneth Paltrow’s bed, we got up to confront our longest day yet- roughly 90 miles from Lake Wylie to Greenville, SC. Somehow the longer the ride, the faster we seem to ride, and we covered the 90 miles of rolling hill country in just over 5 hours, stopping only to stuff our bellies with hearty portions of biscuits and gravy, steak and eggs, and fried chicken. Now I can understand the Michael Phelps’ diet. Despite a few minor issues trying to keep the food down, we averaged a ridiculous 17.5 mph, our fastest pace yet. Cars tried to pass us, but their measly engines could not keep up and they were forced to draft behind us. Once again we made it to our destination well before planned, and proceeded to take advantage of Jay and Phyllis’ incredible hospitality by stuffing ourselves with food and beverage. Today we will be headed to George Hincapie’s shop to challenge him to a race before the Tour de France. Perhaps we may even get an offer from Team Columbia. I doubt they can offer us enough to leave Team Traveller, though. Oh, and it’s nice to have gears again.
-Judah
Monday, June 15, 2009
High on the Hog
Sunday, June 14, 2009
The Queen City
Anyway, tonight is the True Blood season premiere so I am pretty excited about that. I know some of you may be wanting a little more excitement from the two of us wild men, but you try riding 85 miles and then going out and getting wild. So far the hospitality has been great, everyone has been awesome, you know, putting us up and feeding two hungry fellas. Tomorrow we are only riding 15 miles over to Lake Wylie. It will be nice to get some R&R and even out this jersey tan. We will check in soon, have a great one.
The king kool lounger,
Steve
Saturday, June 13, 2009
Maters and Taters
So, we stopped in Rocky Mount, Va for lunch yesterday, but ended up just going to the library to look up bike shops. Google recommended Brandon's Bicycle Repair (a shady establishment to be sure) in Martinsville. Well, we followed the directions to Brandons and found a rather non-discript looking home in a subdivision. This did not look like a bike shop. So we asked the neighbor if he knew Brandon, in the strongest southern draw I have heard in a while, "I don't know no Brandon, and I reckon that fella over there don't fix no bicycle."
So we cruised into Martinsville, perhaps the steepest and hilliest city I have been to. Stopped for some refreshments at the Marathon station, and as we would find out later that night this was probably the hottest spot in town. We ended up bunking down at the Super 8, luxury accomodations for a reasonable price. Grab some dinner at the Super China Dragon Buffett, at the time, perhaps the best meal of my life. Not because of the quality of the food, but just the hunger in belly. That evening we went looking for the Friday night excitement in the Henry County seat. Let me tell you, there ain't a damn thing going on in Martinsville. On our way home we took a different street then we came in on, and this was an interesting experience. While I never scared or sketched out, we were definitely not welcome there. But, so much for Martinsville, its time to hit the Tar Heel state.
We rolled south today on 220, a tad sketchy a time with tractor trailors rolling by 1 foot away at 70 miles an hour but we had to get to Greensboro. Had a great day of riding and averaged 17.2 mph like I said earlier. The highlight of the day (other than seeing our friend Lori) was stopping at the Maters and Taters produce stand in Madison, NC. We stocked up on some fruit and Mt. Dew. The proprietor was an amiable 65 year old woman, who had probably never seen 2 boys in riding shorts and jerseys. She was amazed we where headed for Texas, and straight away asked Judah if he was going to Mexico. I guess old ladies can always see that wild hair in us young fellas.
We rolled into Greensboro in a shade under 3 hours. Lori was more than hospitible, giving us a much need shower and giving us a ride to get Judah bike fixed. We stopped at Friendly Bikes where the service was awesome. If you are ever in Greensboro and need a bike, need to get a bike fixed or just shoot the shit about riding, these are the guys you are looking for. We got fixed up in 20 minutes and were off for downtown. Got some lunch at Natty Greens Brewery. JB and I each downed 1 lb burgers with ease (he did have a little trouble with his pasta salad). We came on back to Lori's and grabbed a couple naps as Lori made us dinner. Absolutely can't argue with that service.
We are headed for Charlotte tomorrow, which will take us close to the 100 mile mark for the day. I am real glad it is flat down here and Judah finally has gears again. Check in with all of y'all tomorrow.
Moocher extraordinaire,
Steve
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Lex Vegas to the Star City
We made a quick stop in Buchanan, where we were suprisingly besotted by the local ladies. But alas we still had miles to cover. As we made our way into Troutville, we passed six AT thru-hikers looking to hitch a ride back to the 'noke. Naturally we pulled over and offered our assistance. One on the handlebars, one sitting side-saddle on the top tube and one piggy backing. It was only 15 miles no problem for two indominable spirits like ourselves, but those pansy hikers would have none of it, so we continued on alone.
We had an interesting trip navigating the city (as you know, me and J are not what you would call particularly metropolitan) but finally made our way to friend Cori's house. She graciously put us up, gave us a shower and cooked us dinner. Let me tell you, can't beat good friends. After dinner and a glass or 2 of wine, I agreed to let her do my tarot reading. While she is no witch doctor, it was a really interesting exerience.
Tomorrow we are off to Martinsville, VA about 50 miles down the road and home to the Most Exciting 5/8th of a Mile in Nascar. It's great to finally be out here and doing it. Couldn't ask for a more perfect start.
Off and rollin',
Steve
Free at last
So finally I was able to escape the wonderful world of post-student high school, four fruitful workdays full of truly meaningful discussions and arguments between teachers and administrators who were ready for summer vacation months earlier. Needless to say after a morning full of powerpoint presentations on how to increase student and teacher morale, I found my own solution- to sneak out a bit early and embark on the epic. As a symbol of the beginning of the journey, I cut off my two month beard, and look like a teenage once again.
After a quick lunch, last minute packing, and photo shoot, we were immediately put to the test by a torrential downpour in the first mile of travel. We laughed at mother nature's vast underestimation of our resolve, and continued southward, wet-feet the least of our worries. At our first pitstop, we charmed the Buchanan gals and nearly lost focus on Texas, but somehow refocused and headed off to Roanoke at a blazing speed-15.6 mph average over 53.5 miles despite stop and go city driving for the last ten. Then a dinner that couldn't be beat and some fine 7-11 refreshments as a suiting end to the first day.
Siguiendo el camino hacia el sur,
Judah
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Adventure Eve
Well this morning I was woken up by a phone call from the dentist office reminding me I had an appointment tomorrow at 8am. I had totally forgot, but at least my teeth will be clean and I will be styling and profiling for the trip. Watch out ladies, two incredibly handsome men with clean teeth will be coming to a southern city near you. We ended our day with a nice little dinner at the Ruby Tuesday's with our folks.
Anyway, the journey starts tomorrow as soon a Judah can bust out of that high school. We are headed to Roanoke which should be about 50 miles, not a bad first day. Luckily we did not leave today, because about the time we should have hit Troutville they got smacked by a tornado. Tornado's in Virginia, really? Anyway, it looks like rain, so it should be a nice way to start the trip. Signing off from the lunatic fringe, only 1700 miles to go.
Up the road,
Steve
I promise I will get ole JB to add an entry tomorrow.
Monday, June 8, 2009
Where you goin'?
Today I did a nice little ride over Big Hill. I saw a kid riding the other way in a Kelly Benefit jersey. It always bothers me when I am riding in the county and pass someone on a bike I don't know. I mean there is only so many of us. I was feeling a little sluggish today, probably in response to the celebrations this weekend, or maybe just laying in the river for 3 hours drinking beer yesterday. Could be a bit of both.
Anyway, the trip is only a couple days away now. Which is good because a travel blog is pretty pointless unless you are actually traveling, seeing people and meeting the sites. Finally, to everyone that wished us luck, thanks for all your support. I'm sure we will use up all that luck and then some somewhere down the road. I'll check in soon, and try to get that vagabond partner of mine to do the same.
Just three days,
Steve
Friday, June 5, 2009
Schools out for Summer!
My brother came into town this weekend in preparation of the Tour of Tucker County in West Virginia. It is ranked as one of the top 10 hardest races in the country. The race consists of 37 miles with 14 miles of climbing. Better him than me. If you would like to check out some pics and results of the zebra suited speed demon, you can check him out at teamtraveller.com. We went for an hour or so ride today in the rain. I really felt like I was battling the elements, good training for the months to come. Oh yeah, he's real fast. I just tried to hang on his wheel. A futile task to say the least.
I picked up the handlebar bags yesterday, so we are all gear-up. Now its just time pack up, move a couple more fridges and get on the road. Tomorrow is graduation for Judah and he will be dressed to the nines in his academic regalia. Anyway, six more days, I can't wait.
Up the road,
Steve
Thursday, June 4, 2009
T-minus 1 week
Preparations are going well. We have been riding almost everyday and I am down to a svelte 170 lbs. Most of the gear has been purchased, I even broke down and bought a GPS. Friends have bent guilted into letting us stay with them along the way, a decision they may soon regret. And a sufficient amount of bragging has been done to shame ourselves into making it the full measure. Now its just a matter of counting down the days and keeping it on 2 wheels and we will be off and running (technically riding, but whatever). Now its off to Charlottesville to pick up the some handlebars bags. Take it easy all.
Up the road,
Steve
